TRIANGLE OF DOOM!

  1. The triangle of DOOM is this number!
  2. You are this number if it's you and the triangle of DOOM.
  3. You are this number if it's you and the triangle of DOOM and Jessica Alba, because Jessica Alba is hot.
  4. This is number 4.

How to destroy the TRIANGLE OF DOOM!

  1. Say the secret words in steps 3 and 4.

    some omitted steps here

  2. Presto! It is gone!!! Good thing you followed steps 3 and 4 exactly!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Definition of the Triangle of DOOM

Triangle
A thing with three sides. Also known as a 3 sided thing. It's made up of lines. It's great.
Of
Something t..well. Hmm. Of. What the heck does of mean. Like the thing after of belongs to the thing before of. Like so like if you say Duke of Earl, the Duke owns the Earl. No thats not right. No its like, OF. It's like OF. Why is it prounnounced uhv anyway? Uhv. I never got that. What a stupid word.
DOOM
DOOM is a game made by id software. I always prounnounced it eye dee, but it turns out it's id, as in freud's id-ego-superego thing. It also means something bad. It's like the opposite of like... Hmm. What would be the opposite of DOOM. Like. Like... MOOD. Yeah. That is the opposite of DOOM. Mood. Triangle of mood. That sounds like what a girl goes through during PMS. Then again, Triangle of DOOM may also fit that definition...
  1. Have I exhausted the use of the list tags yet?
    1. Please god yes.
    2. Enough with the lists.
    3. This has got to be the worst page ever made.
  2. Are you SUREEE?
    1. STOP MAKING LISTS.
    2. LISTS HAVE NO GOOD USE.
    3. END THIS STUPID PAGE NOW.

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